Dialogue+writing-2+inanimate+objects

Bob and Tom by Scott Farro “People these days never read anymore. Reading is a good way to learn about the world and current events,” said Bob. “Okay, okay I don’t care. Reading is just not very fun anymore Bob. Television is a much easier and a more exciting way to get the current news,” said Tom. “I will never believe that. That is just simply not true Tom. Kids need to realize that books are good for the mind and the soul,” said Bob with disgust. “Back in the day when I was first made, I used to read all of the time. My favorite book was “To Kill a Mocking Bird”. Although I used to read, I watch the news and my favorite shows on my friends,” said Tom “Whatever Tom, I am sick of people saying that watching television is better. How come reading has been the number one way to receive information about the world for centuries?” said Bob with an angry tone. “Okay fine, I will admit it. I prefer to read, but in this day and age, watching television is a cooler activity to do,” said Tom. “I think we have finally decided that reading is better,” said Bob happily. “Now let’s go read the newspaper, because I realize that it is okay to read,” said Tom. “I am glad that we have come to a resolution over this argument, we should talk together about the current events in our world,” sighed Bob.

Bob and Billy Kayla McDonald

“You’re always bumping into me!” screamed Bob. “I’m so sorry I can’t help it. Sometimes I just don’t fit where you want me to” cried Billy. “Well you need to watch what you’re doing.” Bob says with an attitude. “Sometimes it’s what my operator does. I sometimes can’t control myself.” says Billy. “Well I don’t care, it is really annoying that I’m always getting bumped into.” says Bob. “Wow you’re so mean and you don’t understand anything. All you care about is yourself. I can’t believe you right know.” cried Billy “I don’t care if I don’t understand and being mean. You just need to watch what you’re doing and STOP BUMPING INTO ME KNOW!” Argued Bob “Is there something going on? You don’t have to be a bully. If you are just nice to people you might have some friends. Being a bully gets you know where in life. Just try and be nice to others and others will be nice to you” Commented Billy “Well I guess I can try and act different around people. I’ve just never got any respect in my life and didn’t think anyone else deserved respect” cried Bob “Alright that’s good. I will try and not bump into you anymore and if I do just let me know and also know you now that it’s not my fault. I am truly sorry” says Billy It’s alright. I will move on.” Says Bob

Conversation by shawn Sally and Jim were having a conversation about food and which one is the best. Sally stated,” Pizza is the very best.” Jim argued, “No steak is the very best food and you know it.” Sally argued, “That is dependable” they argued for a long time. Jim agreed, “Yes I think it depends on the person and their food prefrance.” After they were all done arguing they drank milk and ate cookies.After they had a snack they took naps and watched t.v.

George and Alex by Cory B.

There were two children who liked to argue a lot.

“Stop pushing my buttons!” George screamed. “I’m not, I’m checking my spine!” Alex shouted. “Don’t lie to me!!” George yelled. “I’m not lying to you, I’m not even that close to you!” Alex screeched. “You obviously pushed them and ran off” George yelped. “I did not!” Alex screamed. “Don’t open that panel!” George shouted. “Stop shouting!” Alex yelled. “You stop shouting!!!!” George screeched. “I’m not being that loud!” Alex shouted loudly. “Yes you are!” George screamed. “Don’t touch those pages!” Alex shouted. “I’ll touch them if I want to!” George cried loudly. “I didn’t tell you that you could touch them!” Alex screeched. “I don’t need your permission to touch the pages!” George shouted. “Children, stop arguing!” Mom said.

The big argument by dereck mahlenkamp

Mr. Jones and Mr. Alagha both have the ability of holding papers together. But both think they are better than each other. One day, a teacher needed to bundle papers together but didn’t know which tool to use. So the two tools got in an argument about who is better. Mr. Jones could stretch to any distance to hold papers together. Mr. alagha could bend and hold papers together firm. So Mr. Alagha told the teacher,” Mr Jones can’t hold the papers firm together, but I can!” Mr. Jones exclaimed,” I can hold more papers together though!” So as the argument carried on and on, the teacher suggested that if he had a large bundle of papers, then he would use Mr. Jones. If he had an important stack of papers that needed to be held firm, he would use Mr. Alagha. Both of them agreed to this and they never argued again.

Bree and Leah by Alise Dumford “Why are you always sitting on me?” Leah asked meanly. “ It’s not my fault these people put me on top of you….It’s not like anyone really looks at you anyway. They look at me to get the time,” Bree commented. “I am important too! I give everyone when events happen and what time!” Leah complained. “You are the grumpiest person I know.”Bree says. “And your miss. Sunshine,” Leah says sarcastically and laughs. “Ha-ha yeah at least I always get looked at and you only get to get looked at on Fridays for announcements” Bree comments. “Well how about time change you get all messed up…. Just get OFF OF ME!” Leah screams. “I would if I could, why are you being so mean too me today?” Bree asked. “Well I am tired and sick of you always on me and thinking your better than me.. I want to feel that I am special too and I mean something” Leah says and starts whimpering like she is about to cry. “I am sorry I never saw it that why have you not said something before?” Bree asked now feeling bad for Leah. “Its fine and I did not want to say anything because… I just didn’t” Leah said and sounded really sad. “Why?” Bree said trying to comfort Leah. “It’s just that I always was trying to leave it alone. I did not want you to see me complain I wanted to take care of myself” Leah said. “Ahh is okay don’t think that I am cooler than you, you are really cool too, and without you we would not be entertained” Bree comforts. “Ya but without you we do not have time and don’t have any way of telling night and day” Leah says. “You can tell by the sun.. With you we can tell what’s happening in the world and also it makes people laugh, cry, and lets them be lazy” Bree says and laughs. “You always know how to make me feel better. You are a true friend”, Leah says and stops crying. “Thanks but not really I am a bragging jerk.. You’re the real friend and really nice. Whenever you don’t feel happy or want to say something about a problem you can always tell me” Bree hints. “I now know that and see you are a true friend, better than I will anytime be” Leah says. “How about we are both great friends” Bree says and smiles. “YES!!!!!” Leah says and they both start talking about their day. By: Alise Dumford

Who works harder? Emily Faske “Hey Rex! How was work today?” Rob asked. “Oh Rob it was a lot of work. All these kids changing backgrounds and typing on me all the time. It was really annoying.” Rex explained. “Now Rex, it’s really not hard to do your job. My job is way more complicated that yours!” Said Rob. “How is it more complicated than mine?!” Yelled Rex “All day I have kids sitting on me and pushing me back and forth! It makes me dizzy!” Explained Rob “Well you don’t have a mouse attached to you, and sometimes I can never speak! People change the volume of my voice and I can’t tell them to stop!” Over exaggerated Rex “Hey, at least you aren’t always cold. You aren’t made of metal!” Said Rob “A-A-Achoooo!!” Rex sneezed. “Bless you. Oh! Your job isn’t so hard, you’re always missing work you always get viruses and sick so you have to miss work.” Said Rob “Well you always smell like butt! Maybe you should stop letting people sit on you all day long!” Screamed Rex “Well that’s my job! I’m supposed to do my job the way I was told and that means letting people sit on me!” Explained Rob “Okay, but every time they move you so they can sit you make an awful squeaky noise!” Said Rex “I may do that but at least I don’t make random pop-up noises and freeze all the time!” Said Rob “You don’t ever do anything! You make people do things for you!” Yelled Rex “Well at least I don’t let people put CDs in me all the time, ad type on me!” Yelled back Rob “Okay, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said any of that stuff” said Rex “yeah your right, I shouldn’t have said any of the either” said Rob “Still good friends?” Asked Rex “Yeah, still good friends.” Said Rob

Story Joe was mad at Dereck because he was very warm and Joe does not like the heat. Joe was so angry he yelled, “Turn down the heat Dereck, you are too hot!” He responded, “No, I can do want I want.” Then Joe said, “ The cold is much better than the heat.” Dereck said, “No heat is much better and you know it!” The two had a “heated” argument for a whole hour. At the end they both said, “Let’s just put it between the two temperatures each of us wants!” Then both Joe and Dereck were happy and didn’t argue over heat again.

THE CLASSROOM By: Rylee Doane

One day in the classroom, Hunter and Carl are arguing because hunter keeps writing on Carl. Carl: STOP WRITING ON ME HUNTER! Hunter: No, stop telling me what to do. Carl: It tickles, and was going to get in trouble. Hunter: but it’s funny!!!!! Teacher yells…STOP THAT KATIE! Erase that right now or I’m taking that from you and you can stand. Carl: yea thank you teacher. Hunter: Oh NO!!!! It’s not me its Katie! I swear. Carl: I don’t care. But STOP please. Hunter: KATIE, KATIE, KATIE STOP. Oh Katie I really wish you could hear me! Carl: Her doodles aren’t even good. It’s just a bunch of stars and hearts! Hunter: She can’t hear me YELLING!!!!! I’m trying to get her to stop, I really am. Carl: IT TICKLES STOP! Hunter: I CAN’T! Carl: IF I HAD HANDS I WOULD SO SNAP YOU IN HALF! Hunter: If I could control myself I would draw all over you. And not clean it up! Ha. Carl: Fine I’m done talking to you. Hunter: fine THE END

Perenelle and Babio One blurry day in the office of Mr. Foster…. Perenelle was taking her daily stroll through the pencil forest hill Babio, deep in slumber, blocked her path. “Hey!” shouted Perenelle, “you big oaf wake up and go home!” Babio still refused to exit the land of fluffy clouds and unicorns and whatnot. “But Mr. owl! Don’t eat my lollipop!” Mumbled Babio, deep in sleep. “D’oh! I don’t have time for this!” Perenelle shouted. “M,huh?” Babio mumbled. “Grragh!” Perenelle then attempted to move the log. “Whuat” “Oomph” “Whoah whoa whoa, there Tiny P.!” “Ah finally you’re awake” “That I am that I am.” “Now that you are awake, you can move out of the way” “Well, if that’s all you needed you could have just brought a soccer horn.” Perenelle then took the rest of her stroll through the forest’s path, unblocked. The end Written by Anthony corne

By: Tara Crosley White- Quit writing on me! You’ve been doing it for hours! Orange-You can’t tell me what to do! White- Well you keep writing and erasing, writing and erasing and it’s really making me mad. Orange- But when I write it just erases so easily and I love it! White- I’m glad you like how much you glide across my board but seriously just stop writing on me. Orange- What are you gonna do about it? White- uhhmm… nothing I guess. I mean, I can’t move! <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Orange-exactly….. <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">White- You know, you’re the most annoying writing utensil I’ve ever been written on with. <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Orange- You’re just jealous that I’m orange and you’re boring old white. <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">White- I actually enjoy my clean color. At least I don’t run out of color after like ten uses. <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Orange- At least I don’t live a boring life on a wall! <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">White- I get written on everyday with all different colors. You get written on whenever they need orange, which is rarely ever. <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Orange- I don’t appreciate your attitude! <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">White- Then quit writing on me! <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Orange- Fine! I’ll go write on the classroom over’s board. <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">White- Have fun Orange. <span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Orange- Bye White.

Dialogue- Jack Lisac “Why are you complaining now?” asked John. “You always get everything, John. You have a better view while I’m stuck on some desk,” explained Tom. “But you can at least hear what happens,” argued John. “I am just taped to a wall.” “People always set things on top me. I don’t even have a chance to do anything when that happens.” “But you have a chance to move around and see the classroom. Every time the teacher picks you up, you get a view that is even better than mine is.” “The chances of that are about zero. Right now, I am sitting under a pile of papers, never to be found again.” “You were used just this morning.” “That was just before a stack of papers was placed on top of me.” “Stop complaining. You will be used again tomorrow morning, just like every morning.” “I guess you’re right. I only wish that I could be used more often.” “I doubt that that will happen. The school is changing more and more. Soon, even the subs won’t need you. Everything will be automated.” “I guess that I will just have to deal with it,” Tom concluded. “It’s nice to hear you say that,” agreed John.

<span style="display: block; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 22pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: center;">**//__Bob and Joe__//** <span style="display: block; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: center;">By: Bijen Alagha One day in a small classroom at Nagel Middle School, Bob and Joe were arguing about who was best at holding papers. <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">The teacher Mr. Crosley walked in and said “you guys better decide soon or I will throw both of you away” <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">Bob said “I’m the best because I can clip papers so they won’t fall out.” <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">Joe replied “but I have pockets and pockets are much better than clips.” They both kept arguing and this went on for many months and the Mr. Crosley walked in and was furious. <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">Mr. Crosley yelled “time is up and if u don’t choose who is better now you’re going on the shelf!” <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">Bob asked” can you use both of us to hold you’re papers?” <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 115%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">Mr. Crosley said” that should be ok!” They all lived together without any problem.

__ Ashley and Haley (: __ By: Emily Diem  “I hate my life!” Haley said.  “You think you have a bad life? All the work I do in my life is erased within 45 minutes. “cried Ashley.  “Well at least you can see what’s going on!”argued Haley.  “I don’t have the best view with everything covering me.”Ashley mumbled.  “Ha-ha you don’t have to smell people the way I do! It’s not fair I am constantly hurt because my legs are not very sturdy, and I’m so plain.” worried Haley.  “The best thing about me is I’m pretty and colorful and I’m so smart, I’m taught new things everyday!” laughed Ashley.  “You would bring this into what we are talking about, you think you’re so special but you’re not! Don’t think that.” says Haley.  “I will do what I want, it’s my life not yours! This conversation is over I don’t want to talk to you ever again!” Ashley said quickly.  “Too bad we have to stay here all night so have fun with it!” Haley mumbled. “Oh I will!” smiled Ashley.

Amilia Yun Charlie and Danny “La la la la la! I’m cleaning! La la la la la!” sang Charlie one spring morning. “Cough, cough. Hey! Watch it buddy!” bellowed Danny. “Oops! I’m sorry! My neck is so long that I didn’t even see you!” replied Charlie. “It’s alright. Just be careful next time. Could you not fling that dust everywhere?” grumbled Danny, “It just makes my job so much harder!” “Alrighty. Oh! Looks like somebody has been eating lots of candy! I just wish they picked up after themselves….” said Charlie. “Yeah, and I wish your hair wasn’t so prickly.” mumbled Danny. “What was that?” asked Charlie. “Oh, nothing, it’s just that your hair is very prickly and…” explained Danny. “What is wrong with my hair? It’s nice a sturdy. It practically brushes itself!” Charlie shot back, offended. “Well it’s extremely sharp and it hurts when it brushes me! Also, you should learn to wash your hair! It has all this trash and dirt in it!” complained Danny. “Well excuse me! I do happen to know how to wash my hair but I don’t have time to! This is my busiest season you know, and I hardly have enough time for myself!” argued Charlie,” and your one to talk! You just sit around all day, collecting dust! Just look how wide you are! What are you, a couch potato?” “Well, sorry! It’s not my fault I don’t have hair like you or a long, slender body like you!” cried Danny. “Your right…it’s not your fault. I’m sorry, Danny. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. Truth is, we’re both important during this spring season to help clean. I guess I could wash my hair every now and then and maybe, we can compromise to make this partnership work.” reasoned Charlie. “I’m sorry too, Charlie. I guess I should help you more instead of just sitting around and insulting you. And I didn’t mean to offend you. I’m sorry,” Danny said sincerely, “Friends?” “Friends.” agreed Charlie.

**Ryan versus Brian**
 * “Hey Brian, I bet I can get used before you do. I’m the better one, anyway,” said Ryan.**
 * “Liar,” retorted Brian. As you can see, these two objects always engaged in feuds. And the thing was, they weren’t joking, or arguing for the heck of it. These two objects hated each other.**
 * “But you have a lot of pencil shreds. I, Ryan am clearly the better choice for those in need. People always are arguing to use me, and besides, I am the better one because you don’t have to put a lot of effort in getting an easy result. Also---“ But Brian interrupted him.**
 * “You have no argument here, because I’ve been around longer. My brand is clearly the best option, even though it may be harder,” explained Brian.**
 * “Quick, here comes a person now in need. Let’s see which one he chooses.” This was Ryan speaking with real confidence, since he was clearly the better option and Brian knew it. He just didn’t want to admit it, for his integrity.**
 * “Ha, you fool! I am the one doing the sharpening because I am the better one. I am the easier to use, so in your face!” And since Brian had no response, Ryan had won the argument.**

Bim and Dar “Oh well thanks for telling me that, but I’m thinking “I’m tired of just staying in the same place” said Bim “Its not that bad is it” said Dar “It’s horrible I can’t move, I don’t even know what’s above me” cried Bim “I’m above of you” said Bim of breaking out” said Bim “No! You hold me up without you I will fall” Yelled Dar “Just ask the custodian to replace me it will be easy “said Bim “I can’t let you leave!” yelled Dar “You know you can’t stop me” Said Bim “Maybe not are you sure about the decision “Said Dar “Yes thank you for understanding “Said Bim “Send me a post card “Cried Dar “Sure thing “yelled Bim 5 days later….. “A post card from the other side of the room wow” said Dar